What better way to kick off the weekend than by laughing at some stereotypical partisan jokes?

These jokes come via Parcbench (where Rizzuto is currently posting).

You know how I know you’re a Democrat?

Because you don’t get the cartoons in The New Yorker but feel a tremendous social pressure to pretend that you do.

(More) You know how I know you’re a Democrat?

...and in the interest of being "fair and balanced",

You know how I know you’re a Republican?

Because you refer to listening to NPR as “monitoring enemy frequencies.”

(More) You know how I know you’re a Republican?

If anyone is confused as to which side they stand on, I had linked to this guide in a previous post.